By now all 109 of you should have received your card. The Christmas Card Elves have officially left the building. There will be no more Christmas Cards printed, put together, signed, stamped and mailed unless you ASK and then I will give in and reopen the Christmas Card Factory of 08. So please enjoy just a sampling of the 147 pictures we took of our poor child over a 2 hour period which required changing him in and out of this outfit 3 times because
MaMa just KNEW she had at least 1 picture this time........ I don't think any one person can have as many pictures of their child NOT looking at the camera, removing the bow from the package, removing the ornaments from the tree and eating them AND trying to get Curious George (AKA Patron Saint of Sleeping Through The Night, but that is another post).
We should have filmed the event because it included Trey and I singing every song including "Five.......$5........$5....Foot Long" which worked for all of 0.5 seconds and did not result in a picture. It came on the T.V and was a catchy little ballad, so we went with it. If only there was a camera in the T.V. and you pressed the remote to get the shot. Maybe next year they will think of that! If they do I want some sort of kickback because it was MY idea! Maybe I should just head to the patent office now and not post my idea for the entire world wide web to steal and patent themselves because seriously my T.V already has way more features than I would ever be aware of but it really needs just a few more to be worth the price we paid for it....
Anywhoo! By the time we were done we did have our photo and our son smelled of the wonderful winter goodness that is a live Frasier Fur in the living room. Only because he fell backwards and sat in the branches before we could retrieve him. He thought it was hilarious, we nearly had a heart attack and almost sent you a picture of someone else's kid for Christmas because well.....while you would have been madder than a bunch of wet hornets that the cute kid on our card was not Beau, we decided that a HEAD INJURY and $50 copay to the E.R was not worth the Christmas Card. The cards already cost enough, along with the special Christmas Card outfit, postage, picture prices and ink for the printer. Yep, spending another $50 was not in our Christmas Card budget! So lets look at the pictures that did not come with the card.....
ARRRRRR This FAKE Candy cane that I plucked from the tree is tastier than it looks and I am going to eat it. (And stab myself in the mouth with it.....yes my parents should NOT be allowed to have me in their
possession. Shout out to Child Services who should arrive on our door step bright and early Monday morning)

Bad lighting because it was Mr. Harlow's brilliant idea to shoot without the flash because......well you know......the Tree looks so much more lovely without the flash and we know you ALL are really watching your mailbox for the picture of our tree with all 2200, yes 2200 lights and not the picture of Beau. In this picture he has officially removed the bow from the box and it is heading to.........his mouth.. Because we are still at that age where we have to make sure everything is NOT a food source so we might as well keep Ole
MaMa around for her dairy bar benefits and the
ability to mix up a mean bowl of whole grain organic oatmeal flakes with organic pears.. YUM!

This was
NaNa Joy's favorite picture but all we could see was the red spot on his forehead from his earlier bonk on the head when his changing table got in the way as he was trying to pull up on his cowboy drapes and eat the cowboys. It also highlights the cuteness that is the bottom of his darling Reindeer shoes which scream.....size 2......made in China. A bit of Trivia: If you open your card up you will notice in the picture we chose we went shoeless since all you see of the shoes is the bottom.....

We also loved this one. Here he is with one hand firmly grasping the
Christmas Tree and the other holding tightly to the candy cane ornament he swiped from the branches in order to stick in his mouth. It gives his fingers a break. Notice the
Mischievous Twinkle in his eyes....That's My Boy!

And our personal favorite. I think this is some sort of Star Trek sign. Or some gang sign which would be more appropriate since I don't think he has ever watched Star Trek but has been out and about in the streets of our city chilling with the locals. I am glad we live in such a
culturally diverse and enriching place because then our child would not have these benefits. From Our House to Yours Merry Christmas! We hope you Enjoy your card and this behind the scenes segment of the making of your card!
***(no child was actually harmed in the making of this card)